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OH MY GOD THE ENGINE IS ON FIRE. I don't want to die. HELP me OH GOD. What do I do PLEASE

2006-08-26 21:08:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Other - Health

We landed safely. I'm so relieved. And F.U.C.K YOU 'A Professor (thus so far)'. If you really are a professor then I hope your research fails and you are labelled as a dumb reject bastard who earned his PhD through cheating and lies.

2006-08-26 21:27:56 · update #1

8 answers

...cry wolf...

2006-08-26 21:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by magnamamma 5 · 0 0

Duche, I fly planes alot... I mean ALOT!. That's not funny cuz I believe you and now I'm scared.
And plus I think the flight attendant should tell you if something is happening. Passengers have the right know. Make them tell you, cause a scene or something, get others to follow your actions and **** like that.
But yep, that's not funny...to me.

2006-08-27 04:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If thats a joke its not funny! Try and find a parachute or something. Goodluck!

2006-08-27 04:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by Steph :-) 3 · 0 0

I'm sitting on your face. Oh my God, I'm taking a crap!

2006-08-27 04:14:03 · answer #4 · answered by A professor (thus usually wrong) 3 · 2 0

Happy trails to you

2006-08-27 04:23:02 · answer #5 · answered by RAW DIVA™ 5 · 1 0

DIE LIKE THE REST


GOODBYE

2006-08-27 04:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

although i think u might have died in the fire by now

but u cld have taken a parachute and jumped

well now that its all over .................................................................
RIP

2006-08-27 04:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by carissa 4 · 0 0

yeah right...

2006-08-27 04:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by Aaron_C 1 · 0 0

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