You are left alone in a deserted island with only clothes, a shoe, an underwear and a friend named joe.......????
oops i forgot, and a long, shiny, brand new machete
2006-08-26 20:57:13 · 34 answers · asked by BigBoy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Joe and I would have to learn to get along very well...
2006-09-03 15:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by Speedo Inspector 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Basically what you're saying is I only have one side of a shoe, some clothes, no food, no water, a machete and a friend named Joe, well ain't I lucky? Sounds like I'll have to put that underwear on the foot that has no shoe. Well we could eat snakes, rats, fish and whatever other creature that's lives there, water should be available some where if not there are coconuts. Since it's an island, there must be some sort of tree and bush or whatever and I got a machete and Joe, so a raft will be made because I have no intention of living out the rest of my life trapped on an island.
2006-09-02 18:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chop up the flora to make a boat. Underwear for a sail. Use the shoe as an oar. Hey wait! I'm already on a tropical island, full of bars and women on vacation. Except for the dirth of intellectual pursuits, why would I wanna' leave?
2006-09-02 18:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy.
Use the underwear to make a shelter, throw the shoe at passing seagulls to knock 'em down and kill them, play tunes on the machete for entertainment and make the word S.O.S using Joes' arms and legs.
As you have probably gathered,I'm not very good at survival techniques,although some say I have a flare for it. (?)
Sorry.
2006-09-02 03:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by misterviv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joe is a friend. I don't kill him as some of them said. We use the machete, build a hut and wait for any assistance we can get, to move out of the island. And for food and water, we can find the coconuts and fruits that is available. We can catch fish and use it too. We will kill the time chitchatting, exchanging our views etc.
And we make smoking fire to get any help............Any one out there?
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2006-08-27 00:17:24 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get joe to use the machete to cut down tree branches to make a hut, get him to collect water in the shoe and build a nice fire whilst under threats of death by machete. then kill him in his sleep.
2006-09-02 11:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by zoeyseymour@btinternet.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would give joe the machete to protect himself then send him to the other side of the island to the mobile accessories shop and buy a new charger as mine is soakin wet lol
2006-08-30 14:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all Joe would become my Love Master. Because I'm eventually going to need that.
2006-08-31 10:38:10 · answer #8 · answered by khaoss15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is joe hot? if he is we can have sex to pass the time, since we'll have clothes and fresh underwear we won't have to worry about anything.. as for the machete.. we'll use it to cut down branches etc. and make a nice little hut to live in.. the shoe?.. used to catch water when it rains so we can drink.. ^_____________^ did i answer right? lmao..
2006-08-26 21:37:47 · answer #9 · answered by Queenie106 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why was i travelling with only 1 shoe and a man named joe?
2006-09-01 14:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Levi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut down a tree and get the f*** off that island!
(Leave Joe behind.)
2006-09-02 12:52:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋