will he arrive in a big stretch limo cadillac with a lot of flashing Neon lights wearing a bright orange and shearling trimmed robe with George Clinton blaring from his subwoofer.
2006-08-26 20:53:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is this the hight of imagination or what ?
Hmm - may be you can have a good carier as a criative director ;) - Good S H I T
2006-08-26 20:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, yes he will.
and it will be an original pimp mobile just like the ones that used to roll off the factory floor, he is Jesus and will have that kind of pull. Maybe not a lot of lights, maybe just one but it will always point in a northernly direction. When he comes back he may need directions and might just ask George to come with so he doesn't get lost. If this is the case you know it is going to be a funkadelic hell of a good time.
2006-08-26 21:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by SmoothFlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Gospels, Jesus says that he would return to take the believers to heaven, before that generation was over.
In Matthew 24:4-31, Jesus describes the end of the world, and the tribulation and rapture, which is described in more detail in Revelation. How do we know it is the same thing? Read it, it is all there. It is also in Mark 13:1-37, and in Luke 21:8-28. In all three Gospels, Jesus speaks of a time where there will be wars and rumors of wars, Kingdoms against Kingdoms, Nations against nations, famine, pestilence, earthquakes, betrayal and murder of his believers, false prophets, the sun shall be darkened, the moon does not give off light, stars fall from heaven, etc. Sounds like the book of Revelation to me. Read a little further on and you will find something very surprising.
Matthew 24:34&35 states in Jesus’ words “Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. Heaven and Earth shall pass away but my words shall not pass away.”
Mark 9:30&31 states in Jesus’ words “Verily I say unto you that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done. Heaven and Earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.”
Luke 21:32&33 states in Jesus’ words “Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away till all be fulfilled. Heaven and Earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.
Therefore, unless Jesus was a liar, the rapture and all that has already happened.
Also, the 1000 years of peace would be up, and we should be in 'New Heaven and new earth phase. Of course, humans being so... human... managed to screw it up again
2006-08-26 21:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Sindebad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if I were Jesus, I would take a Mercedes-Benz S class, totally chromed out, spinners, and all of that other gangsta stuff and come down to earth, it would be classy, and not too flashy.
2006-08-26 21:05:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus just crossed the border in arizona.
2006-08-26 20:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by pattycake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will just come on the clouds and take the ones believing in him
2006-08-26 21:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by The born-again christian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when jesus comes back he will be accompanied with moses
buddah
allah
and shiva...
and each one will be playing with buddas breast...
and we will all find out that the only god that does look down on homosexiaity is shiva
and thats cause she has so many hands and is paid so well for her job
2006-08-26 20:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by froshizzile 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He will come from Heaven with all His angels....
you'll see it in the end of the world..
2006-08-26 21:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by ultima_skyline 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus already came back and no one noticed.
2006-08-26 21:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is he left?? where did he go?
2006-08-26 21:01:16 · answer #10 · answered by P J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋