He just lays around my crib doing magic tricks and at first it was kind of cool and all and everybody liked to see Jesus at my parties, but now he doesn't bathe a lot, and he eats all my food, and he really just needs to get a job and find his own place.
Will God punish me if I kick Jesus out of my house?
2006-08-26 20:26:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's not the "real" Jesus, that's Hey-zeus, an illegal immigrant. Just call USCIS and have him picked up for deportation. Keep him away from your step-daughters, cars, gun, tacos and helicopter gun ships.
2006-08-26 20:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya know, I have that same problem. Jesus is always showing up when I'm making out with my boyfriend. He is soo rude sometimes. And I kick him out all the time and god has yet to punish me for it. So go ahead and kick the free loader out.
2006-08-27 03:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he is just bored because you have nothing interesting in your life but keep disturbing him with your boring life. No, God will probably not punish you and I do not think you are so high and mighty or important that God will be even bothered with you if you kick someone out. Neither do I think Jesus will be bothered with you if you make him unwelcome in your house. He has plenty of other houses to go to where he will be most warmly welcome. Mine for instance (and mind you I am not even Christian), I will always welcome one who brings love and compassion with him wherever he goes.
2006-08-27 03:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by ancalagon2003 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This guy is someone named Jesus (pronounced Hey Sus), loafing around in your house and using your money. You need to send him to the unemployment office. I don't know about this God you're talking about, but I know his mommy and daddy would whoop him.
2006-08-27 03:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by Hen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you noticed those highway bilboard signs?????
How do you think he found your house in the first place???
Sure, kick out Jesus,,,,one more illegal alien in the US to take an American job......
He isn't Jesus Ramerez?????? recently living around Dallas??
tatoos to look like stigmata????
HE OWES ME $500
help him get a job and then wire me the $$$$$$$$
ok?????
2006-08-27 03:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by Gemelli2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm ... yeeeah. Maybe you should. Ask "Jesus" to do a magic trick and make you a big house and then you can give him this "crib".
2006-08-27 03:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Hicktown girl66 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no god wont punish you
why do you think he sent jesus down here anyway?
he was wreaking the house @_@
so just be glad to get him out
2006-08-27 03:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by froshizzile 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God bless you if Our Lord Jesus comes and checks on you for you blasphemies.
2006-08-27 03:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by john j 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nah he will be ok buy some soap for him and insist he take a bath provide bubble bath and rubber ducky get deoderant for him and clean cloths
2006-08-27 03:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'm sure you want to kick him out now that you've already slept with him.
2006-08-27 03:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋