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2006-08-26 19:59:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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It's Barney they worship

2006-08-26 20:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by Repub-lick'n 4 · 0 1

why do christians worship jesus who
WAS A BLACK JEWISH ITALIAN WOMAN?

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...

...Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
...Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.
...Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his father was.
...Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
...Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
...Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

2006-08-26 20:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by crackluver007 4 · 2 0

Because he is called Jesus H Cookie Christ.

2006-08-26 20:02:35 · answer #3 · answered by valcus43 6 · 0 0

Give Me Cookies! Rawr! they don't.

2006-08-26 20:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by meee 2 · 0 0

Boo!

2006-08-26 20:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0 0

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

2006-08-26 20:01:56 · answer #6 · answered by roscoedeadbeat 7 · 2 0

http://magegame.ru/?rf=6972756e6b615f37

2006-08-26 20:01:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because bert and ernie are taken

2006-08-26 20:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by outremer7 1 · 0 0

You can do better than this.

2006-08-26 20:07:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They don't...why are you being ignorant?

2006-08-26 20:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by Love always, Kortnei 6 · 2 0

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