It's Barney they worship
2006-08-26 20:03:31
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answered by Repub-lick'n 4
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why do christians worship jesus who
WAS A BLACK JEWISH ITALIAN WOMAN?
PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...
...Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
...Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.
...Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his father was.
...Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
...Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
...Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
2006-08-26 20:14:55
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answered by crackluver007 4
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Because he is called Jesus H Cookie Christ.
2006-08-26 20:02:35
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answer #3
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answered by valcus43 6
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Give Me Cookies! Rawr! they don't.
2006-08-26 20:02:14
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answer #4
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answered by meee 2
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Boo!
2006-08-26 20:03:00
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answer #5
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answered by Lov'n IT! 7
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That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
2006-08-26 20:01:56
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answer #6
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answered by roscoedeadbeat 7
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http://magegame.ru/?rf=6972756e6b615f37
2006-08-26 20:01:36
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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because bert and ernie are taken
2006-08-26 20:01:51
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answer #8
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answered by outremer7 1
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You can do better than this.
2006-08-26 20:07:11
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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They don't...why are you being ignorant?
2006-08-26 20:05:30
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answer #10
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answered by Love always, Kortnei 6
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