the perfect man and woman met and their life was perfect.
on x-mas eve they saw santa (yay!!!) holding toys and were delivreing toys soon to help him.
then then they in a horrable car crash .... who survived?
no not santa!! evryone knows sant isnt real right???
nope there no perfect man you all know that!!!
the perfect woman!!!
2006-08-26 19:50:35 · 31 answers · asked by Winner! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go here to see the "perfect" solution:-
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/perfect_woman.htm
Now... if there's no perfect man and no perfect woman, then there's no perfect children... if there's no santa, then there's no story...
ahh, whatever...
2006-08-30 05:46:16 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend in NJ says that the perfect woman is a midget, with a flat topped head for setting his beer down and big ears to hold his bumpershoot while she's performing something nasty that I can't tell you about.
As the lady said when she kissed the cow, "Each to his (her) own taste."
As Ben Franklin said, "In the dark, all cats are gray."
I met the perfect woman once, but she chased me away.
2006-09-03 23:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know what the perfect woman does for a living?
nothing
coz there is no perfect woman.
are you still looking forward to more perfect answers?
2006-09-03 23:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by Henr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No man is perfect in the world
2006-09-03 21:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the perfect woman was the only one who survived because santa claus doesn't exist and neither does the perfect man.
I've heard it before, but it is still very funny.
2006-09-03 20:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Perfect Woman??? My Blow-up Doll, when she gets full of hot air I deflate her!!
2006-09-02 20:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by Skeeter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And You call this a joke. It is a silly one, not even silly, worst than silly, with so much space in between the lines. Makes horrible reading. Sorry.
2006-08-27 07:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes women are superior to men in every way, and since Ive been talking like that I've been getting laid LOTS more.Thanks ladies!!
2006-09-03 11:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by mr.bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 Points!!
2006-09-02 15:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by shortlilkorngrl929 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How perfect
2006-09-03 16:58:51 · answer #10 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋