On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said "I bet I know what it is — it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said "I bet I know what it is — it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
''What is it?"
"A puppy!"
2006-08-26 19:14:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uh oh..haha..lol..cheers^^
thx
2006-08-26 19:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard that a very long time ago and it is still really funny now....ty for the great childhood memory. Got any more ??
2006-08-27 02:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is that it's a puppy!
I win.
2006-08-27 02:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by I_Heart_Sandwiches 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but still very funny.
2006-08-27 02:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Good one!
2006-08-27 02:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by CIA Biatch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ...funny
2006-08-27 02:27:32 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is old sorry
2006-08-27 04:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2006-08-27 02:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by jus_707 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..i liked it......
2006-08-27 02:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!
2006-08-27 02:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋