what is the best joke that u know?

Answer 1

a brunette, a redhead and a blonde were lost on an island which was 20 miles away from the shore.
the brunette tries to swim to the shore, swims 10 miles, gets tired and drowns.
the redhead tries to swim to the shore, swims 15 miles, gets tired and drowns.
the blonde tries to swim to the shore, swims 19 miles, gets tired and swims back.
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a blonde and a frog were talking near a well
the frog says, "you blondes have no brains."
the blonde says, "we have brains, and we are more intelligent than any other person."
the frog says, " i'm telling you, blondes have no brains, no brains, no brains"
and then jumps in the well.
to this the blonde says, "hey! was i so rude that he had to commit suicide?"
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Answer 2

A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Norwegian says, "Dat is?? Easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain?? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Norwegian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
Rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Norwegian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
That he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and sas, "How on earth do you get that
To represent 99?"

"Each of DA trees is dirty now.? So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,
And dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Norwegian, so he says, "All right, last question.? Same rules again,
But represent the number 100."

The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
Again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you
Go. One hundred!"


The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
Represents a hundred!"


(You're going to love this one!!!)

The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
Tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you
Got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
Dat make one hundred... So, when I start?"

Answer 3

Sven and Ole rented a boat one day and went fishing, and the fish were really biting. They caught so many fish that Sven says, "Say! We should mark this spot so we know where to fish next time!" "Good idea!" says Ole, so he draws a big X in the bottom of the boat. "Wait now." says Sven "That won't work! Suppose we don't get the same boat next time!"

Answer 4

why is 6 afraid of 7?

cause 7 ate 9

Answer 5

That Pluto is now longer considered a planet nor a part of the solar system!!

Answer 6

its pretty lame but here it is:
An american walks into an Irish pub and says "This place must be the a**hole of the world", the barman then says "you're just passing through then?"

I know its lame but so what!

Answer 7

When Nixon said he wasn't a crook.

Answer 8

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