During a baseball game, a woman kept shouting threats at the umpire. No matter what happened on the field, she continually yelled, "Kill the umpire!" This went on for an hour. " Lady," another fan called out, "the umpire hasn't done anything wrong."
"He's my husband," she replied. "Last night he came home with lipstick on his collar. Kill the umpire!"
2006-08-26 18:57:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahaha, why was she married to a vampire?? i don't get it, man!!! what gives...... wait, you didn't say that, oh...... oh umpir.....pirate?? a pirate?? oh okay, i get it now, he was a cross dressing umpirate, ahahaha it's much funnier when i understand that, i am lost, help!! stop the room from spinning, aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
2006-08-26 20:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
evangeline it is so stylish and stylish i've got properly-known 3 evelyns: a million. fat and unsightly 2. grew to become out to be a stripper 3. dropped out of faculty and nevertheless lives together with her mothers and fathers lola margaret would not flow BQ: i'm digging Lilah surely. i admire lilah greater useful than lola, yet i do unlike lilah with any of those names.
2016-09-30 22:37:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it.
i've got some for u
a brunette, a redhead and a blonde were lost on an island which was 20 miles away from the shore.
the brunette tries to swim to the shore, swims 10 miles, gets tired and drowns.
the redhead tries to swim to the shore, swims 15 miles, gets tired and drowns.
the blonde tries to swim to the shore, swims 19 miles, gets tired and swims back.
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a blonde and a frog were talking near a well
the frog says, "you blondes have no brains."
the blonde says, "we have brains, and we are more intelligent than any other person."
the frog says, " i'm telling you, blondes have no brains, no brains, no brains"
and then jumps in the well.
to this the blonde says, "hey! was i so rude that he had to commit suicide?"
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2006-08-26 19:15:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, That was prolly one of the funniest i have looked at tonight!!!! Anymore?
2006-08-26 19:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by sporty2011 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her husband didn't get a quickie from her last night.
Zabardast.
2006-08-26 19:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by zabardast 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-08-26 19:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by elmogka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-08-26 19:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehhe....LOL
2006-08-26 19:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did they kill him? ohohohh......just for joke.
2006-08-27 01:14:58 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh my lol ♥
2006-08-26 21:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋