Doesn't matter from what ethnic background is what is the funniest joke you have EVER heard. I am talking the funnniest joke or like a QUOTE or something.
2006-08-26 18:56:48 · 13 answers · asked by PJ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you have to hear this to have it's full affect but it's still good:
what has two legs and is constantly bleeding?
-half a dog
2006-08-26 18:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My joke is pathetic but at the time it made me laugh so hard I cried this is my joke:
There was this guy sitting in a bar drinking his beer when the bar attender came up to him and asked him for his help. Wanting to help the man agreed to do it. 'What is it you need help with' The man asked him. 'Well I have a crocodile with a tooth ache and a girl upstairs in a bedroom wanting 30 minutes of pure love.
The bar attender show the man to the room where the crocodile was kept. After about half an hour the man appeared at the door.
'Now he said' as he stepped into the light 'Where that girl with the tooth ache?'
2006-08-27 02:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by HiddenSecret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man went to a zoo but all the enclosures were empty.
The only animal in the entire zoo was a dog.
It was a shitzu.
2006-08-27 02:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cowboy walked into a bar. His shirt is made from newspaper, his pants from notebook paper, and his hat from crepe paper.
Then the sherriff arrested him for rustling.
The end
2006-08-27 02:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by I_Heart_Sandwiches 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day Molly was watching tv with her parents. The couple on tv started to have sex and Molly asked, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" And the mother calmly replied "ITs ok, hunnie, they're just makeing cake."
The next day, Molly got taken to the zoo. They came across the monkeys, and they were having sex. Molly asked, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" And again, the mother replied "They're just making cake, sweetheart."
The next morning, Molly ran up to her mom and said "MOMMY! MOMMY! I know what you and daddy were doing last night!" The mom, a little confused, asked "And what is that, sweetie?" Molly replied "You guys were making cake!" Mom was quite suprised and asked quickly "How do you know that??" And Molly said....
"I know, because i licked the icing off the sheets this morning."
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=D
2006-08-27 02:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by Love Is Pain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More of a skit: at a funeral the preacher says" we are here to day to pay our last respects to the dearly departed, in other words the MF is dead, now I know he is dead because I rolled him over to steal his wallet"......Richard Pryor circa 1970's
2006-08-27 02:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by cherokeeflyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you say to a girl with a Vagina on her waist?
Want to make a little money on the side!
2006-08-27 02:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by J-Kidd "07" 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well most things i would say would that are hilarious to me wouldn't be funny to you because they are inside jokes with my best friend, so here is my favorite joke:
a guy walked into a bar, he said ow
2006-08-27 02:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do African mothers stop their kids jumping on the furniture?
Stick velcro to the ceiling.
:P
2006-08-27 02:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Teine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross James Dean with (name your president)?
Rebel without a clue.
2006-08-27 01:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋