A small town's only barber was known for his arrogant, negative attitude. When one of his customers mentioned he'd be going to Rome on vacation and hoped to meet the pope, the barber's reaction was typical. "You?" he said. "Meet the pope?" Don't make me laugh! The pope sees kings and presidents. What would he want with you?"
A month later, the man returned for another haircut. "How was Rome?" asked the barber.
"Great! I saw the pope!"
"From St. Peter's Square, I suppose, with the rest of the crowd,"
said the barber.
"Yes, but then two guards came up, said the pope wanted to meet me, and took me right into his private apartment in the Vatican."
"Really?" the barber asked. "What did he say?"
"He said, "Who gave you that lousy haircut?"
lol :)
2006-08-26 18:40:45 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too funny
2006-08-26 18:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by rajan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's Kinda funny. I liked his haircut. lol!!!!!!! FunnyFunny. Have anymore? Cuz that would be great. Only funnier jokes this time.
2006-08-26 18:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by sporty2011 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. This is how the barber should have been treated.
2006-08-26 18:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by ankit pruthi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i met barber that cut nice hair for customers but not himself or herself ..... maybe to lazy or tired ? :) NOT bad the joke .... LAmb Chop!
2006-08-26 18:45:46 · answer #4 · answered by pong106 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is a good one, what did the half-a-dog say to the lady that took a picture of her t its?? you guys can blow me!! i thought this was good stuff, i like how long it is, i am still laughin!!! ahahahahaha million/10 hahaha mwah!!
2006-08-26 21:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorta funny.
2006-08-26 19:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very well told LOL A+
2006-08-26 18:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by Paul G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha oh it's a funny one ♥
2006-08-26 21:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Will remember that one for a while!
2006-08-26 18:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by Traveler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure this joke is going to cut it
2006-08-26 18:45:46 · answer #10 · answered by Rrf00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha thats really funny keep posting good jokes
2006-08-26 19:21:24 · answer #11 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋