Fuel my desire to be the Court Jesture! Lay the best insult on me that you can think of!?

Question

Without......... curse words!!!!! Like a## and F&^# etc, etc. Who is the king of all insults without using curse words?

I reviewed the insults. I wish I can bust the .... out of all of you. C'mon not good enough! Muster up some more hatred!
Remember no CUSSING....

I am reading some pretty good insults and pretty dry. But one is not only the driest but more like a letter.

Answer 1

You look like George Bush.

Answer 2

Congratulations! King Kobra, you have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

You read like a gimpzoid teenager splashing spit onto the monitor. Don’'t you ever have a point beyond giving your fingers some exercise by dancing them randomly over the keyboard? You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dense that light bends around you. You know your avatar looks like Michael Jackson. What's next? Diana Ross, then a white person, no wait a Roman Catholic Priest.

Kobra, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.

Answer 3

Dorothy Parker

"If all the girls at the Yale Prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the least surprised"

(from a book review)"This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown across the room with great force."

Dorothy Parker and Clare Booth Luce -- arguably two of America's great twentieth century literary women -- come to a door at the same time. Luce steps aside, saying, "Age before beauty". Dorothy Parker walks through the door, saying, "...and pearls before swine."

Answer 4

Ight here is the QUEEN of insults right here baby!!!


Here we go four eyes do you get any girls with those poindexter looks of yours because if so than they must be pitty dates
awwwwwww i'm srry NOT!

Thsi is pretty bad that you have to ask people to insult you what do you have a.d.d and not get enough attention from friends if you have any or from your parents??? Are you a computer geek that can't seem to find his own life who is like 25 years old and still live with your mom???
is that why you ask such a lame question because you don't want to disappoint MOMMY
awwwwwwwww HEY EVERYONE IT'S A MOMMA'S BOY or should i say girl because your ego is about ( ............................................................................................................................................................... ) This big but your equiptment is about () this big!!!! you maybe short but you don't have anything big to make up for it!!!


QUESTION TO ALL THE GIRLS WHO THINK THEY LIKE THIS KID....................................DO YALL HAVE A MICROSCOPE TO SEE IT???!!!!





HEY Who uses the word curse anymore it's CUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

you fat, smelly, quarter brained creature. you are the most insulted human. you smell like there have been five dozen tomatoes along with eggs in the stagnant water and black salt over them. your breath is terrible. it's worse than rotten eggs. and you look like never taken a bath for 25 years!!! that's a world record. you wear torn clothes but you dont need them also becauz no one will survive after watching your body. you will never be infected with any disease becauz the microorganisms will die when they will come near to you. and you are tthe most unwanted person on earth becauz you will end up the life here.

Answer 6

Your avatar looks like Michael Jackson with hair gel made of special sauce.

The sad thing is you really look like your avatar, and you really do soak in the sauce. Except Micheal Jackson has working legs so he can get up off of his whank throne and take a bath.

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Is that clam chowder on your lips or did grandpa pay u a visit from the grave?

Answer 7

I tried, but it censored one of the words, even though it's technically not a cussword. what's with that, huh? oh well. here's another way to write it. c0ck-sucking-man-milker XD *can't believe she just wrote that*

Answer 8

I think you are a ball shy of a juggling act hehe

Answer 9

You're pathetic , maggot infested , rotting , rancid , piles of pig dung covered putrid afterbirth ten times worse then the nasty slimy saliva mouth of the komodo dragon !!!......Gr1m

Answer 10

Your face is reminiscent of a pumpkin sat upon by an elephant, rolled through mud, and chewed up by a lawnmower.