A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.
The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!"
"I did" said the guy, "Today I'm taking them to the beach!"
2006-08-26 18:25:45 · 21 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its only because penguins make for great company hehe
2006-08-26 19:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! Going on a field trip!
2006-08-26 18:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
adult adult males, the cop asked him to take the penguin to the zoo as they belong there however the guy concept he grew to become into just to take them there to work out the animals & now he's takign them to the sea coast. a great shaggy dog tale
2016-11-05 21:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny the first time I heard it, less so the second.
2006-08-26 18:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard that joke sooooooooooooo many times.
2006-08-26 18:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yea, I seen that in ArcaMax too. very cute!
2006-08-26 18:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by sweet southern charm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah funny i liked that one
2006-08-26 19:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thhats funny
2006-08-26 18:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by Leo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think that joke is a little fowl
2006-08-26 18:49:46 · answer #9 · answered by Rrf00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-08-26 18:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by dumplin57 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋