How Do You Get To Heaven?
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"
Again the answer was, "NO!"
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again.
Once more they all answered, "NO!"
"Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "then how can I get into heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
2006-08-26 17:34:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I simple,clean and funny. I love it!
2006-08-26 17:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by tjoe1980 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
on a scale of 1-10. It was a 4.
2006-08-27 00:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Ewww Gross 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-08-27 00:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this one. only kids can be so simple!
very funny and oh so cute. I can picture the little boy telling her that with a look like don't you know nothing? on his face you know sheesh!
very good joke
lockerridge thumbs^up to you !
2006-08-27 01:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was working for a group daycare, I was in the three year-old room one day when I heard one say, "Silly's a bad word, isn't it?"
Another one piped up and said, "No... bastard is a bad word."
2006-08-27 01:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its kind of funny. More cute than funny
2006-08-27 01:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouths of babes.
That was cute.
2006-08-27 00:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi babygirl,I got a chuckle out of it & if you don't mind i'll use that one tomorrow after church.thanks,tyj
2006-08-27 00:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nu-uh
2006-08-27 00:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by ♥JAMIE♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was lame...I'm sorry, I like Heaven but just thought it was lame.
2006-08-27 00:36:50 · answer #10 · answered by spartan_117 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋