gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike=a coward
happy=paid too much
hard worker=usually does it the hard way
identifies major management problems=complains a lot
is well informed=knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept
inspires the cooperation of others=gets everyone else to do the work
is unusually loyal=wanted by no one else
judgment is usually sound=lucky
keen sense of humor=knows lots of dirty jokes
keeps informed on business issues=subscribes to playboy and national enquirer
listens well=has no ideas of his own
maintains a high degree of participation=comes to work on time
maintains professional attitude=a snob
meticulous in attention to detail=a nitpicker
mover and shaker=favors steamroller tactics without regard for other peoples opinions
uses all available resources=takes office supplies home for personal use
quick thinking=offers plausible excuses for errors
should go far=please
spends extra hours on the job=miserable home life
straightforward=blunt and insensitive
strong adherence to principles=stubborn
tactful in dealing with superiors=knows when to keep mouth shut
takes utmost advantage of every opportunity to progress=buys drinks for superiors
takes pride in work=conceited
uses time effectively=clock watcher
very creative=finds 22 reasons to do anthing except original work
will go far=relative of management
willing to take calculated risks=doesn’t mind spending someone else’s money
2006-08-26
16:49:06
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