One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call
girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a
brunette, and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States...
How much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde
replied, "Two hundred dollars."
To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One
hundred dollars."
He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied,
"Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes...
get my panties as low as my wages... get that thing of yours as
hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas prices... keep me
warmer than my apartment. and... screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
2006-08-26 16:25:02 · 9 answers · asked by Lacey 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jacobsimonbocanegra: It's just a joke. Also, Obama is going to win.
2006-08-26 16:34:42 · update #1
that was a good one i thought obama wasnt running though
2006-08-26 19:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
2006-08-26 18:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, the benefits of political office.
2006-08-26 17:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jfk embarrassed his wife by cheating on her, so did gary hart and bill clinton. checkmate. the bush era isnt over Jorge Bush, Jeb's son is handsome,educated,well spoken and hispanic. he's going to beat the pants off hillary and obama (a Muslim who used pot in college) GET OVER IT YOU MAN LOST TWICE AL GORE AND KERRY HAD THE PERSONALITY OF A TURNIP, GEORGE BUSH WAS EVERYONE'S HERO AFTER 9/11 WHICH BILL CLINTON COULD'VE PREVENTED....
2006-08-26 16:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jacob Da omniscient 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i dont know but it sounds like he is upset about something...needs to lighten up
2006-08-26 16:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by unluckyinluv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHuh? What do you think he said back at her???
2006-08-26 16:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He shoulda said wut culurz ur bush? And they would say black. And he would go huh, or something equally clever.
2006-08-26 16:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-08-27 09:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thanks I needed that laugh lol ♥
2006-08-26 21:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋