Is this like a joke ... like: Why do women have legs?
If they didn't they'd leave a trail like a snail.
2006-08-26 16:21:53
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answer #1
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answered by Sam 7
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As a stupid and retarded man, I can only tell you that it is my own selfishness and inability to see past my own needs that can make me a jerk in the eyes of a woman.
I have tried to cope with the fact, as much as it sucks to admit, that women are right about 85% of the time regarding everything. It destroys my ego, yet it is one of those life facts that I just have to live with; at least I'm right about 10%-15% of the time! That's probably a big reason this sex of the species appears so pitifully stupid to women; women are smarter.
Just remember Optimystical One, if a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, then he is still wrong.
Yet a good man can make you feel things that are rapturous and loving too, and such is life.
And Now, an Irish Proverb: "For every moment of pleasure, there is an equal an opposite moment of pain."
So go ahead and shoot me in the head; it's my least vulnerable spot.
2006-08-28 15:30:55
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answered by rightonrighton 3
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I sincerely believe that you have not found the right man. Not all of us are stupid and retarded. Some of us are quite intelligent, funny, loving and caring. Some of us really know how to treat a lady. I really resent your remark, but then again I feel that you have been dumped on quite a few times. But if what you say is true, then remember the old adage, "Behind every successful man is a woman telling him what to do"..
2006-08-26 23:27:33
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answered by Al s 3
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If that has to happen, then the girls has to be shot before that, bcos, they are the ones making mens to be stupid and retarded
2006-08-26 23:25:56
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answered by raventrick 3
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Because they were born to stupid and retarded parents. Find a better class of people to hang out with.
2006-08-26 23:43:39
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answered by Dean B 3
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I find that offensive! not all of us are the stereotypical egomaniacal idiots that you see on tv and in movies. and if you think that all guys are like that then you have never met a real man.
and if you want them to all be shot why dont you go watch a realistic war movie such as Saving Private Ryan, Pearl Harbor, or Band of Brothers. these movies accurately show what it is like to be shot and I bet that after you see something that horrifying you will never want to say someone should be shot again.
2006-08-27 03:52:18
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answered by Davy D 4
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Hey, hold on!
Before you start shooting (I just locked my front door, by the way)
consider that there are many of us who are neither stupid or retarded. We may seem that way sometimes because a woman can turn a man into a blubbering idiot with just a look. You have that power, you know you do. We try so hard to please you but our minds and our emotions get all tangled up and we start to act like we just yesterday learned to talk.
Take it easy on us, please. We are doing our best.
2006-08-26 23:42:09
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answered by Bugsy Groucho 4
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You know that is so terribly dumb and retarded of you to say such things, yes there are a couple of morons in this rather unhappy universe however morons can both be female and male
2006-08-26 23:23:39
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answered by fan1906 3
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not all men are stupid or retarded or a**holes or jacka**es or players or d***heads...........but there are plenty who would fit into a few of these categories as far as i'm concerned however some of my closest friends are of the male gender & although i we don't always see situations the same they can understand how i feel, as i can for them, b/c they are real, true men
2006-08-26 23:48:57
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answered by momatendofrope 5
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I have a nephew who is retarded and i dont think he should be shot....
2006-08-26 23:30:07
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answered by ABBYsMom 7
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yeah...maybe yes maybe not...
but most of times YES!!
they always think that relationship is just a game!
or sometimes they think that girls is just like an old shoes
when old, you need to trash it.. and find some new one..
but some boys is not..
is different from other....
they are sirous about having relationship in other girl/s
some are passionate for girls..
they'll do anything just for girls to say "YES!" or "I DO!"
so.. some boys are stupid some are not...
its up to their attitude!
2006-08-26 23:28:51
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answered by p!nk_f@iry 2
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