2006-08-26 16:10:26 · 28 answers · asked by Jeff B 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
I am not sure she is still trying to claw her way to the top
2006-08-26 16:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by mr. Bob 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, this isn't *my* cat, though it almost wound up being mine back when it was a kitten...
My friends across town have this cat, who was born deaf. Long story short it was a bit of bum breeding. Apparently, for the breed of cat--I forget the name specifically, but it is a shorthair, cobby/compact build, white fur all over, light honey-brown eyes--you can't have the white-fur/brown eyes combo without expecting some deafness...
And I swear, every time I am around this cat when I pay my friends a visit....it is practicing the Sweet Science of Boxing, as a religion. Literally, as in it will find an old box, a chair leg, whatever, and just spend 20-30 minutes at a time *tooling on it* with its front paws only.
My half educated guess is either:
a) The cat has some residual nerve hearing left even if its conductive hearing doesn't work, and this is its way to do a "mic check," or...
b) The cat has found God, and his name is Evander Holyfield. Sheesh. O_O
Just saying....glad he ain't *my* cat, fella's a bit psycho. Even for *me*.
2006-08-26 23:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friends cat is a Mooney... I agree they should be free to practice without judgement but all the inscence and the chanting gets a bit much sometimes... It's a Siamese so the chanting is more annoying than ususal. Besides its always taking up the washing lines with its robes as they get covered in fur...
2006-08-26 23:16:37 · answer #3 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My cat practices Pouncerism. This is the belief that the known and unknown universe revolves around Pounce de Lyon. If anything doesn't revolve around Him, it is fictitious and/or unworthy of being. He also believes I was put on earth to be His high priestess, and waite on Him paw and tail.
2006-08-26 23:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by songbird092962 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of religion, know what is fun to do to cats?
Dig a hole in the ground, burry everything but the kitty's head, then, run a lawnmower over it. it won't hurt, but it'll give him a hell of a scare!
2006-08-27 00:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by buckneckid6988 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i believe that my cat is the leader of a secret cult that meats in the empty field down the street from my house every night and midnight. i think they do mouse sacrifices and use hallucinogens.
2006-08-26 23:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a cat, but I do have a Jewish bird (cockatiel). He likes eating religious foods for Jewish holidays, like matzah for Passover and gift wrap for Hanukah.
2006-08-26 23:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by Blueghost73 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he practice RUDYSLAM , is a religion where he obeys and worships everything i do or say , he has to if don't cat food is not gonna rain in his plate , nor milk , nor toys , not petting his fat body , his life is not gonna have sence with out me .
My name is RUDY
2006-08-26 23:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a goof ball. :O) You can't possibly be expecting a serious answer? My cat practices sleeping... she is very good at it!
2006-08-26 23:15:58 · answer #9 · answered by Its Me 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My cat practices Sun Worship and Pounceisim. if he isn't laying in a sunbeam sleeping he is pouncing one SOMETHING....
2006-08-27 05:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by nikonjedi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cats are Chassidic Jews.
2006-08-26 23:18:12 · answer #11 · answered by ... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋