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2006-08-26 16:01:00 · 8 answers · asked by JennaBee 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Why did the blonde have a square chest?
Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes
2006-08-26 16:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Diet
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 40 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor." No, from skipping."
2006-08-26 16:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by Bubbles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blond buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blond says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The blond said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The blond, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
stole this from some1 on yahoo answers
2006-08-26 16:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by red sox! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How does a blonde turn the light after having sex? Opens the car door.
2006-08-26 16:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by Christine B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two blonds are standing in a forest arguing over tracks. One says they are bear tracks and the other says no no they are deer tracks.
Then a train hits them both.
2006-08-26 16:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by jane d 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do blonde girls have bruises all over there belly buttons????????? Because us blonde guys are dumb too
2006-08-26 16:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by RickeTy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does a blonde call a hummer when she's in her boyfriend's Honda?
Her Civic duty.
2006-08-30 14:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do blonde girls and misquitos have in common? u have 2 slap them off get them 2 stop sucking.
2006-08-26 17:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by crazygt05 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋