have to read a letter of recommendations? here are a few translations:
a keen analyst=thoroughly confused
accepts new job assignments willingly=never finished a job
active socially=drinks heavily
alert to company developments=an office gossip
approaches difficult problems with logic=finds someone else to do the job
bridge builder=likes to compromise
character above reproach=still one step ahead of the law
charismatic=no interest in any opinion but his own
competent=is still able to get work done if supervisor helps
conscientious and careful=scared
consults with co workers often=indecisive, confused and clueless
delegates responsibility effectively=passes the buck well
demonstrates qualities of leadership=has a loud voice
deserves promotion=create new title to make him/her feel appreciated
displays excellent intuitive judgment=knows when to disappear
displays great dexterity and agility=dodges and evades superiors well
enjoys job=needs more to do
excels in sustaining concentration but avoids everyone=ignores everyone
excels in the effective application of skills=makes a good cup of coffee
exceptionally well qualified=has committed no major blunders to date
expresses self well=can string two sentences together
2006-08-26
15:58:47
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2006-08-26
16:05:51 ·
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