It must be true since it's in the Bible. Admittedly, it's in crayon, and in my handwriting, but it's still technically in the Bible.
2006-08-26 15:58:42 · 21 answers · asked by acgsk 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They didn't leave a tip at the last supper.
I would have done the same thing. The kept asking for more bread and kept sending back the food. They also got quite drunk and insulted Moses. It was something about him doing something with 2 of every animal.
2006-08-26 16:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by Bill 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Apparently, someone (Moses) wasn't happy after seeing "The Passion of the Christ" and took vengance on those who did nothing.
The AK 47 was a gift from the Terminator, who came from the future to protect Jesus, but was too late!
2006-08-27 00:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not in my bible though, so it just not be true. I think a poll in in order to find how many bibles have that info. Also, I think they were fighting with sticks and stones at that time. It was a couple years later when the AK47 was invented.
2006-08-26 23:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus appeared in the form of a budda and prophisied about the ghost of christmas past, being upset Moses did what he felt was right.
2006-08-26 23:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by doggiebike 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
sorta funny i guess, but as long as you know that the bible is really God's word/teaching to us and no matter what you wrote in there, it doesn't change anyhting that actually happened and God still knows you personally and watches over everyone of us.
Word to Da Father PEACE!
2006-08-26 23:05:27 · answer #5 · answered by barneys_assasin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have read the curse in the last page of the Bible...bye-bye!
2006-08-26 23:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They criticized his Charlton Heston impersenation?
2006-08-26 23:08:56 · answer #7 · answered by Devil'sadvocate 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm impressed, you are willing to take on all the religious fanatics tonight. Wear a flak jacket, you might need it!
2006-08-26 23:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by swarr2001 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I Think you have the next Tarintino script in your head.
2006-08-26 23:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by amglo1 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i have always wondered that myself but don't have enough $$$ to go to a theological seminary to find out. bless your pondering heart, i'm sure you will find the answer if you keep searching, grasshopper! :)
2006-08-26 23:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by Hot Lips 4077 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋