Who is more godly, and remember Chuck Norris once looked at a man and he burst into flames. Chucknorrisism is just more easy to understand.
2006-08-26 15:18:50 · 13 answers · asked by Krazi3 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i'll have to go with the flying spaghetti monster ....Chuck Norris is just a myth
2006-08-26 15:27:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I must disagree. Sure, Chuck Norris is strong, but he simply cannot compete with the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. As hard as this may be to believe, Chuck Norris was born unto mortal parents through a mortal bloodline, and is, as a result, inevitably mortal. The same cannot be said about the FSM. RAmen.
2006-08-26 15:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by drink_more_powerade 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All the really good fight scenes are Chuck's stunt double Chip Wright, even though Chip's my age and no spring chicken either. So I'll say if it's Chip versus the FSM it could be a few quick snap kicks to the meatballs and it's over. If it's Chuck versus the FSM, the FSM has those noodley appendages, and at his age Chuck is getting a little stiff. Chuck might need a large fork and spoon to wrap it up.
2006-08-26 15:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather see Chuck Norris up against a Chicken Vindaloo monster.
2006-08-26 16:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Chuck Norris subject is getting extremely historic...Clint might shoot Morgan because of the actuality he talks to plenty while Clint fires the weapon Bruce comes flying in with a flying dragon kick in the present day killing Clint...i won't incorporate Chuck considering he's been ran 6ft into the floor so he's weijrngo3rijiefjrmiejw....
2016-11-05 21:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Norris, easy pick. Not only did he kick serious tail in a myriad of styles and settings (Texas Rangers, police, Delta Force, Asian martial arts contests), he also gets to hang out with Christie Brinklet on those Total Gym infomercials, and she is still hot. Plus, he got Wesley Snipes to help out, so he has that butt kicking ally as well.
Spaghetti monster? Please. Norris would sprinkle him with Parmesean and twirl him on a spoon without breaking a sweat.
2006-08-26 15:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course! The flying Spaghetti monster created the world, beginning with a mountain, a tree, and a midget. Still not convinced? go here.
www.venganza.org
2006-08-26 15:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by gnomeworshipper13 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You serious freakn chuck norris rules all the freakn boogie monster checks his closet before he goes to be for chuck norris
2006-08-26 15:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris -- you already know the answer to this... why would you doubt the AWESOME power of Chuck? You will be smote....
(LMAO)
2006-08-26 15:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by Phoenix's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you mean monster - so I'm also going with Norrisism.
Most monsters lack godlyness, except the ones in
Clash of the Titans & those gods could be pretty cruel.
2006-08-26 15:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋