Again, I had to translate as best I could.
You might have heard something similar to this... let me know
The husband comes home after a long day at work, and his wife tells him that she made a surprise dinner for him - only one small detail is missing : snails. So she sends him out to the store to get some. The husband heads out, buys the snails, but on his way home he runs into some friends and gets distracted. Before he knows it, he finds himself at a bar drinking away. The man comes to his senses, excuses himself, and heads home with his bag of snails thinking, 'damn, my wife is going to kill me, it's way past midnight!'
Finally, as he reached his doorstep, the man rips the bag open, and spills the snails all over the deck. The wife comes to the door, looking furious, "Where the hell were you?! I was worried sick.... etc, etc"
The man looks down at the snails, scattered in front of him, "Alright," he says, "one more step boys, and we're home."
2006-08-26 15:06:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!! That was fu-nny! Actually laughed out LOUD had to cover my mouth... I'm at work hehehehe
2006-08-26 15:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!! action picture star for you! right here is one among my favorites: a brunette grew to become into junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' persistently. a blonde is jogging by using and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt recognize why she is doing this, yet she joins her because of the fact it seems relaxing. they the two leap on the tracks for a at the same time as, till they pay attention a custom coming. the brunette gets exited and starts leaping larger and screaming louder, so the blonde does the comparable. the practice's tooting because it comes nearer, and genuine till now it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of a thank you to protection. to place it short, the blonde, properly, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot returned on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-11-05 21:43:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that was a good 1
2006-08-26 15:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by killbill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i LOVED it im laughing so hard! i fell on the floor and the computer was upside down! keep em coming!
2006-08-26 15:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ JellyBean94 ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! i was chuckling alone in my work station and i received questioning looks from my colleagues who pass by. boy, was it a good excuse ;)
2006-08-26 16:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grin!
2006-08-26 15:11:53 · answer #6 · answered by borscht 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is the funniest joke ever!
2006-08-26 15:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but it's kinda old sweetie sorry ♥
2006-08-26 15:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was funny your english was fine.
2006-08-26 15:39:10 · answer #9 · answered by red sox! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny !! great work!!
2006-08-26 15:29:54 · answer #10 · answered by Edmond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋