For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright
13. Men are like Parking Spots ......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2006-08-26 14:51:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's one: The perfect man, The perfect Woman and Santa Clause are driving down the street when they get into a horrible accident and only one of them survives. who was it??
The perfect Woman, because the other two don't exist.
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So if there is no perfect man, and no santa clause then the perfect women must have been driving, which is why they got in the accident in the first place. Also for all of you women reading this it also proves another point: women don't listen.
2006-08-26 15:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by outbaksean 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was , A hard man is good to find.
or something like that,
at my age memory is the third thing to go.
Which is alright, that way you forget what the other two were.
I'm still trying to figure out , what was that hill I'm supposed to be over.
Did get my Doc tho...Set down in his office and looked very depressed. Doc looked at me and asked,
"What's Wrong?"
"Doc, I'm having erection problems."
"Well, at your age, that's not an uncommon problem, we can probably work out some things that will help."
"Really? I usually just do multiplication tables in my head and they go away"
2006-08-26 22:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm shocked and insulted! You are such a pugnacious poochie!
Is there anyone out there that will will stand up for the rights of men and strike back at these varlots?
What was I saying?
2006-08-26 22:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg tht is so cute! tht is so tru and so funny! wondering y i havent recieved tht in a chainmail yet.. oh well ill start 1. that is SO cool! keep posting questions like that and maybe a few men will aspire to make something of themselves... lol
2006-08-26 21:56:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! And I love the snowstorm one, so true!
2006-08-26 22:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women like making fun of men. :-)
2006-08-26 21:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by Shot At Sight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like omg!.LOLzzz.......this was so f ucking funny fareal,i laughed and i still am,lol...where did u get those from or did u make those up urself cuz they r really funny,wow.lol.and i loved numbers 5&9
2006-08-26 21:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got that down to a T. Very funny!!!
2006-08-26 21:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by Nails 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but there should also be one about women(we have are faults to).
2006-08-27 03:29:51 · answer #9 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey we arent all like that :( naw just messing that f-ing fantastic
2006-08-26 22:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by Amer O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋