Yes Christians! The moment you've all been waiting for! HALLELUJAH! This coming Tuesday, August 29 is THE RAPTURE! The LORD JESUS CHRIST will be returning to earth to take all his children home -- but you must follow these instructions carefully. At EXACTLY noon on Tuesday you must go to the roof of the tallest building you can find and fling yourself off. IF YOU ARE NOT IN MID AIR AT NOON YOU WILL NOT BE TAKEN UP TO HEAVEN BY THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!! Make sure to tell all your brethren and sistren about this great day we have been waiting 2000 years for! See you in HEAVEN on Tuesday afternoon! HALLELUJAH! AMEN!
2006-08-26 14:10:04 · 17 answers · asked by trolling_for_recs 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming." (Matthew 25:13 KJV)
2006-08-27 14:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by dee 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Barbara Streisand
2006-08-26 14:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Bimpster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've just proven Christianity is a cult like Heaven's Gate.
2006-08-26 14:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by beth81962 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-26 14:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't be so mean. Imagine there is some poor idiot who believes the crap you write to provoke. How would you feel then?
though I have to admit you are pretty obvious, but I don't really like the idea of the darwin awards either.
2006-08-26 14:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by convictedidiot 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah for you, at least the world will be a more peaceful place without all you crackheads.
2006-08-26 14:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bored Soldier 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy are you dumb!!! I guess you'll be the first one jumping. By the way, you won't be going, you'll just be a mess on the street.
2006-08-26 14:22:46 · answer #7 · answered by sunny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You
Are
Retarded
2006-08-26 14:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. A 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Can't I just jump real high off the ground?
2006-08-26 14:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by reid c 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tall buildings for tall tales.....
2006-08-26 14:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by rag1875 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋