I shall tell you a truth.
I stared at the Sun to see who was pushing it. I saw nothing.
BUT...
When I looked away, THERE WERE SQUIGGLY LINES AND BLOBS BEFORE MY VERY OWN EYES!!!!!!
Now, if that wasn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster(pbuhna)then I don't know WHAT it was...I cannot think of another explaination so it MUST have been The Great One of many Appendages!!! The squiggly lines were His many Pasta Appendages, don't you see!?? Hallelujah!!!
Those who do not believe, refuse to only because you did not see! If you saw but STILL did not believe, it was because you could NOT understand unless you BELIEVE!!!
Don't try and fool me with your fancy "scientific" mumbo jumbo, because you won't fool me...I SAW it, so there! There were Meatballs and everything!
How much more proof could you POSSIBLY need, for Parmesan's sake!!???
2006-08-26 13:33:30 · 14 answers · asked by googlywotsit 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Googly One, don't you know it's reaaaly bad for you to stare at the sun like that? You could go blind! Anbd then you'd be at the mercy of the Anti-Almighty Flying Spagetti Monster people who would certainly lead you away from the truth of the Noodly Appendage. Ramen to you, my brother!
2006-08-26 13:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What no witnesses. It won't fly in the minds of others, will it? Maybe you should get 40 or 50 writers to collaborate what you saw and 12 persons to have seen what saw who were willing to put there lives on the line for you and what you saw along with the predictions of what was to happen 2000 years later with 100% accuracy. Then your monster might fly.
http://www.godsci.org/gs/godsci/evidence.htm
Sorry if I got serious on this on!!!
2006-08-26 20:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's nice to see an intelligent person working so hard to keep an old joke (that he stole from some one else) alive and healthy!!! Good job.
2006-08-26 20:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by Jedi Baptist 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I am not even going to begin to tell you that you belong in the odd, and unusual land that I belong too. Whatever you saw. Good for you!
2006-08-27 00:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Goodbye 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Will your god threaten you will eternal damnation? No? Hmmm, maybe i'll join your religion, it sounds safer. At the least it has the same probability of answering my prayers as the other religions on earth...50%
2006-08-26 20:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok you got your 15 minutes.
2006-08-26 20:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Shellback 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I envy you, I have been searching for this creature for years.
2006-08-26 20:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
CONGRATULATIONS MY BROTHER!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE LORD!!!!!
I URGE YOU TO JOIN MY CONGREGATION AND ARMY OF GOD!!!
WE ARE ON A QUEST TO RECAPTURE THE HOLY LAND FROM
THE INFIDELS WHO DESECRATED THE HOLY CROSS!!!
GOD BLESS YOU MY BROTHER IN CHRIST!!!!
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-26 20:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
So many answers, so little time!
2006-08-26 20:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by Jerry T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another happy customer ;-)
2006-08-26 20:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by bobkgin 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋