I want to see how creative you are, feel free to try:
Yankee-doodle went to town...
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2006-08-26 13:24:49 · 20 answers · asked by *♥*Lucky Charm*♥* 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding in a rocket
It flew so high, he lost an eye
And corked out his eye socket.
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a heater
Accidentally turned it on
And burned his little wiener
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a rocket
Stuck his finger up his butt
and called it Hersheys chocolate
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a chicken
Stuck his finger up his butt
and called it finger lickin'
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a pickle
Stuck his finger up his butt
n'said "Hey! I found a nickel!
2006-08-26 13:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yankee-doodle went to town singing all the way, didnt stop till his meds kicked in, then they blew him away.
Yankee-doodle went to town running from the law, wishing he could fly away, so then he gave them the little birde.
Yankee-doodle went to town riding on a go-cart, didnt know just where to go until he had to fart.
Yankee-doodle went to town looking for a maid, didnt find the right one until he got laid.
Yankee-doodle went to town searching for a good time, looked around until he found, an old fashion mime
2006-08-27 00:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by sarastarfbi 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Looking for a hooker
stuck his thing in her
and now it burns like a slow cooker
Yankee doodle went to town
Looking for some crack
ran out of money
now he's taking it in the back
2006-08-26 21:26:07 · answer #3 · answered by tohellwitu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yankee-doodle went to town
riding in a car
couldnt afford to put in gas
and didnt go very far....
2006-08-26 20:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yankee-doodle went to town
in the Bible Be-lt
Tried to order a latte';
With rocks him they did pe-lt
Yankee-doodle run back home
Yankee-doodle dandy
Yankee-doodle run back home
'Cuz with their guns they're handy
Yankee-doodle went to town
South of the Mason-Dixon,
Called a lady "Re-dneck"
And how they di-d fix him
Yankee-doodle run back home
Yankee-doodle dandy
Yankee-doodle run back home
'Cuz with their guns they're handy
Yankee-doodle went to town
to rid the South of ills;
Found Southern hos-pi-tal-i-ty;
Bubba with kindness ki-lls
Yankee-doodle run back home
Yankee-doodle dandy
Yankee-doodle run back home
'Cuz with their guns they're handy
That's all I've got.
2006-08-26 21:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by girlnblack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yankee-doodle went to town
ridin' on a donkey
stucc a feather in it's a**
n stucc it in his nose~!!
2006-08-26 22:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by Look at'chu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yankee-doodle went to town...........riding on a penis
took a look and thought to self 'I may just have to clean this'
Yankee-doodle started to suck, desperately trying to achieve it
After perfectly cleaning it Yankee took a look and saw it was 'legit!
haha perverted, i know :P
2006-08-26 21:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by NO♥NAME 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yankee Doodle went to town
With some dope to push
When he stopped he looked around
The dope was called George Bush
2006-08-27 02:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by Jeffrey M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding in his plane
He accidently turned around
And landed right in Spain.
Lame, i know
2006-08-26 20:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Riding on a horse
He cooked it up,
Made a kebab,
But never felt remorse
2006-08-26 20:29:36 · answer #10 · answered by cheekyhippychick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋