Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
People always say, 'the Blues are simple.' Well, that's true 'the Blues are simple' if you ignore the freaking complexities!'
A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice about a divorce. "He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones," said the wife to the lawyer.
"How do you mean?" asked the lawyer.
"Well, Mr. Jones, this morning I was looking at the chickens when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!" exclaimed Mrs. Smith.
"Chickens, Mrs. Smith, I didn't know you kept chickens?" the lawyer said surprised.
"We don't, Mr. Jones. This was in the supermarket."
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2006-08-26 12:56:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; Willys Jokes archives!
2006-08-26 12:56:52 · update #1
Lol...does Mr Smith have a single brother?
2006-08-26 13:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good one
here is one for u ill trade u for 10 points lol j/k
This old man goes to the doctor's.
"Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."
"So what's the problem?"
"I can't remember where I live."
2006-08-26 21:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by Amer O 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Smith sounds like he could be my husband.
2006-08-26 20:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny too me.
2006-08-27 04:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats great!
2006-08-26 20:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
; ) Happily ever after... ; )
2006-08-27 01:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-26 22:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.....
2006-08-26 20:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋