I am going to try this pick up line tonight can you I bet it will impress the girls and get me to at least first base with them.
hey babe my testicles really ache wanna do something
2006-08-26 12:26:56 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
she could answer...
Yeah, and kick you in the nuts and make them really HURT!
2006-08-26 12:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Little Bit the Ferret 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well not unless you are picking up a whore, slut, or prostitute, no that wouldnt work. A girl would look at you like a sex offender and probably run away. Why dont you say something like, "You have pretty eyes" or something. Even if you ARE looking for sex, that isnt the way to go. TRUST ME.
2006-08-26 12:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best you ensure the poor girl you say it to isn't holding a knife or a pair of scissors when you say it, she would probably raise the tone of your voice a few decibels. Frankly I hope if you DO use the line, the girl uses Bobbitt therapy on you.
2006-08-26 12:32:20 · answer #3 · answered by arandbee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it'll get home plate after she hits ur testicles outta the park with a baseball bat!!
I bet u end up with a black eye, or a big bump on ur head
Well let us all know what happens...
have a good night!
2006-08-26 12:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by boobear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SLAP is all you are going to hear and the only kind of physical contact you will get tonight. BABE
2006-08-26 12:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by shookyloo® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's about as good as any other pickup line.
The reason they call them that is that they are easily recognizable and don't work.
Try just talking like a human being.
Or....
you could ask HER if she has an itch that needs scratching...
that might actually work.
2006-08-26 12:30:51 · answer #6 · answered by mia2kl2002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no, meeting women doesn't involve a pick up line. u should know with a look before words are ever said. then hello is all you need
2006-08-26 12:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by liketoplay420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everly so funny hahaha .If u are looking to get laid go find a prostitute $ 20 bucks sex no strings attached but you might get some STDs out of the deal.
2006-08-26 12:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear a helmet in case someone starts beating the heck out of you.
2006-08-26 12:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by Ray 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try it with a camera on you and if it dont work at least you could tell them it was a joke and then you could watch it with friends and have a good laugh.
2006-08-26 12:34:04 · answer #10 · answered by mack j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XXXXX that's a terrible pick up line...I heard a better one
Take a quarter out of your pocket and show it to the girl and asked..."Hey baby, if I flip this quarter for you, what are my chances of getting head?"
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2006-08-26 12:30:46 · answer #11 · answered by asoldierswife 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋