doctor says=let’s see how it develops
doctor means=maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured
doctor says=let me schedule you for some tests
doctor means=I have a 40% interest in the lab
doctor says=how are we today?
doctor means=I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like hell
doctor says=I’d like to prescribe a new drug
doctor means=I’m writing a paper and would like to use you as a guinea pig
doctor says=if it doesn’t clear up in a week, give me a call
doctor means=I don’t know what the hell it is. Maybe it will go away by itself
doctor says=that’s quite a nasty looking wound
doctor means=I think I’m going to throw up
doctor says=this may sting a little
doctor means=last week two patients bit through their tongues
doctor says=this should fix you up
doctor means=the drug salesman guaranteed that it kills all symptoms
doctor says=everything seems to be normal
doctor means=I guess I can’t buy that new beach house after all
doctor says=I’d like to run some more tests
doctor means=I can’t figure out whats wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one
doctor says=do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves
doctor means=he think you are crazy and is hoping to find a psychiatrist who will split fees
2006-08-26 12:16:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Artery The study of paintings.
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
Barium What doctors do when patients die.
Benign What you be after you be eight.
Catscan Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic A sheep dog.
Coma A punctuation mark.
D&C Where Washington is.
Dilate To live long.
Enema Not a friend.
Fester Quicker than someone else.
Fibula A small lie.
Genital Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail What you hang your coat on.
Impotent Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff A Doctor's cane.
Morbid A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
Node I knew it.
Outpatient A person who has fainted.
Ovaries You get to try again.
Pap Smear A fatherhood test.
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative A letter carrier.
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery.
Rectum Pretty near killed him.
Secretion Hiding something.
Seizure Roman emperor.
Tablet A small table.
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor More than one.
Urine Opposite of you're out.
Varicose Near by/close by.
2006-08-26 12:36:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Okay?
2006-08-26 19:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Loving*Steph♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha but they're so true ugh! â¥
2006-08-27 05:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-08-26 21:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-26 23:02:08 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋