Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Smart is when you only believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which freaking half!
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. The machine was remarkable as it required no attachments to the dad but would transfer the pain.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 per cent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 per cent pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine! The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 per cent. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch!
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2006-08-26 12:06:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-26 12:06:19 · update #1
LOL. That's a hoot! LOL.
I doubt it, men being able to take labor pain.
Once that labor pain has started, there is no backing out. The only way for it to stop, is to deliver the goods, or wind up like the poor postman.
If you can imagine an opening the size of the head of a pin (in your lower body) opening large enough to expel a baby, would you become pregnant?
Then comes nine months of mental stress wondering if everything is going to be normal, as far as any birth can be normal.
I don't think so.
Men don't have the patience to let their bodies go through the process, knowing what's in store when the time is up.
The only thing more bizarre to me than a pregnant man in labor, would be a lady sumo wrestler competing in ballroom dancing. LOL.
I know it's all a joke and in fun, but the idea of it
just blew my mind. LOL.
Have a really great Sunday!
2006-08-26 16:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before but still freaking hilarious!
2006-08-26 21:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny! would like to see a man in labour tho!! maybe one day that brilliant new device will be real!!!
2006-08-26 12:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by sammydeea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is an Ace! : )
Keep up the good work darlin'!
2006-08-26 18:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fab!
Thanks for making me laugh!
2006-08-26 12:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe but this is kinda old sorry ♥
2006-08-26 22:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fugging hilarious willy
2006-08-26 12:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-08-26 12:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by Foo Foo Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cool!
2006-08-26 12:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by blankityblank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's awesome!
2006-08-26 12:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by peaceful_sorceress 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋