A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
2006-08-26 11:51:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice. i love that. but not as much as i love potatoes. sorry.
2006-08-26 11:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by need 2 get a grip 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The contractor that built the hotel had to have been a very smart man. Women are like treasure hunters, they don't know what their looking for but they search just the same.
2006-08-26 12:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-08-26 11:54:34 · answer #3 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao thats hilarious dude lol
2006-08-26 14:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by Amer O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhaa! This is funny even though I am tall and handsome.
2006-08-26 11:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure of the question. but it is a great joke. should i come up with another punch like....lol. star
2006-08-26 11:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by stardancer4949 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL dat is kool lol ima put it in my funny stuff folder lol dat is HILARIOUS werd u get it? lol im still laughing
2006-08-26 11:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by MGM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shows some people will always want more.
2006-08-26 21:26:30 · answer #8 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before..It's quite funny...lol
2006-08-26 11:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by Kiara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that before its sooooooo funny!
2006-08-26 13:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋