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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father,

2006-08-26 11:51:25 · 5 answers · asked by Kiara 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

"Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****.

2006-08-26 11:52:27 · update #1

Oh, c'mon now, it's funny!

2006-08-26 15:19:26 · update #2

5 answers

hahahah excellent! funny how it transcends time....

2006-08-26 19:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by Link 2 · 0 0

yeah but it's pretty funny sorry sweetheart oh and if you copy and paste all you have to do is copy it (or type it ms word and then copy it) and the right click paste in the field. Even if it's over 1,000 characters you can still do it as long as you don't type anything afterwards because the system doesn't notice anything going on. ♥

2006-08-27 05:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 1

Extremely funny!

2006-08-26 18:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

An old one but a good one...

2006-08-26 18:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Not really!

2006-08-26 18:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by Mike K 3 · 0 2

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