A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
2006-08-26 11:37:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-29 19:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your
research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has
medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled, "Um... No."
"Or," the lawyer continued, "that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted when the lawyer added, "Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident?" the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "Leaving her pennyless with three children?"
The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten, said
simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
2006-08-26 19:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
Removable wingtips.
2006-08-26 19:31:14 · answer #3 · answered by midge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-08-26 18:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bill states: That will be $350 sucka......then the doctor says that'll be $35,000 to remove that arrogant brain tumor.
2006-08-26 18:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would you think if you saw 1,000.00 lawyers on the bottom of the sea.
A Start.
2006-08-26 18:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by sandman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this is nice and i laughed listen this :
Bush went to a saudi king told him i will burn the kaaba unless i
tickle your rectum hole you , in the white house, so he agreed .
the other day he went to him staying outside the office
waiting the appointment .................
few minutes then Mubarak went out from hiss office
saying " oh ...God ........i thought sainai will be go out of my hands.
2006-08-26 18:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, what did the lawyer name his daughter? SUE
2006-08-26 18:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that joke before , but in the middle of it I new how it was going to end and it did duhhhh people u would of thought
2006-08-26 18:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by africacarey 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the lawyer is messed up
2006-08-26 18:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by purplerose08 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋