What are you doing to cut down on methane gases produced by all the cows?

Question

Uh you wanna be enviromntalists cars and factories don't emit methane. Do you even know what methane gas is?

Uh you wanna be enviromntalists cars and factories don't emit methane. Do you even know what methane gas is? Oh and to the dumb @ss that gave me a thumbs down, it's a legitamate question. Better than the little wining teens on here "How do I let someone know I like them?" or "How do I know if someone likes me?"

Answer 1

i'm working on a new artificial turf that has the appearance of real grass and tastes like clover. That way the cows can eat all they want and won't produce any flatulence. But,oh,wait, they won't be able to produce anything else either,cause they'll be dead. I never thought of that before. Darn! All those months of work wasted! Why didn't you pose this question sooner,you idiot?

Answer 2

There is a Farmer Just outside Glasgow - who has large Balloons inserted to the rear end of the Cows..Seemingly he has a Methane powered Tractor which can do 25mph and get 80mpg ..from a Gallon of Cow Methane.

Answer 3

The best way to reduce the methane is to get rid of the cows and the best way to get rid of those cows it to eat them.

I'm doing my part tonight, with a baked potato and a salad. :-)

Answer 4

nothing. what the cows produce is not even 1% of what cars and factories produce

Answer 5

I'm eating as many cows as possible but I just can't seem to get ahead of their birth rate!!!!

Answer 6

I'm eating my fair share of porterhouse steaks.how bout you?