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2006-08-26 11:07:54 · 11 answers · asked by Puddles 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
2006-08-26 12:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
2006-08-26 11:13:48 · answer #2 · answered by cdslsmn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat the BVD on her draws stands for boulevard
yo momma is so fat , when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued....
yo momma is so fat even black women say dayum, look at that fat girl..
yo momma is like a hardware store, 2 cents a screw
yo momma is like wawa, where they do it just a little bit better..
yo momma is like a racecar, burns 4 rubbers a day
yo momma is soo ugly when she was born the doc said " put it back in, its not nearly done yet"
yo moma is so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a bugger outta washingtons nose
your momma is so flat, she makes the walls jealouse
yo momma is sooo fat she uses a mattress for a maxi pad
yo momma is so fat she uses a vcr as a pager
yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road
2006-08-26 11:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by turtle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
yo mamma's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw
2006-08-26 11:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by armyfreak35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius
Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
2006-08-26 11:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ivan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so fat when she went to the beach somebody screamed free whilley
yo mamas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch yo mamas so fat she plays pool with the planets lol
2006-08-26 11:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by k dog 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You mamma soo black she went to night school got marked absent.
Yo mama soo black she drinks water and pees out coffee.
2006-08-26 11:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by Crumbs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat that she plays poker with the planets
2006-08-26 11:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by Kiara 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so dumb she needed a ruler to see how long she slept!
2006-08-26 11:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by FieryAngel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so poor, she was walkin down the street with one shoe on and i said to her "lose a shoe?" she said "nope, found one"
2006-08-26 11:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by Country Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋