These are old but are they still funny?

Question

-What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
-What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
-What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
-Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
-What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts
-Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
-What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
-What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
-What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
-What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
-What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
-Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
-Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

Answer 1

i love those!! omg you need to put more on here!!
tehe

Answer 2

Some of them are funny, other's aren't. None of them are hysterical, but some of them are worth a little chuckle over.

Answer 3

I've got one for you... Why do women get married? Because the vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Answer 4

Kind of

Answer 5

yeah they're old and i've told all of these sorry ♥

Answer 6

LOL. Most are funny.

Answer 7

well no affense but they are kinda not
sry

Answer 8

hilarious.

Answer 9

sorry but no

Answer 10

they are funny!