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>> > 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>> > Unique Up On It.
>> >
>> > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>> > Tame Way.
>> >
>> > 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>> > They Take The Psycho Path
>> >
>> > 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>> > You Boil The Hell Out Of It
>> >
>> > 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>> > Dam!
>> >
>> > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
>> > Polaroid's
>> >
>> > 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>> > A Stick
>> >
>> > 8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>> > Nacho Cheese.
>> >
>> > 9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>> > Subordinate Clauses.
>> >
>> > 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>> > Quattro Sinko..
>> >
>> > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>> > Spoiled Milk.
>> >
>> > 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
>>Vampire?
>> > Frostbite.
>> >
>> > 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A
>>Nervous
>> >Wreck.
>> >
>> > 14 What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>> > Anyone Can Roast Beef.
>> >
>> > 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>> > Right Where You Left Him.
>> >
>> > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>> > Because They Have Big Fingers.
>> >
>> > 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>> > Because It Scares The Dog.
>> >
>> > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>> > Sanka.
>> >
>> > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
>>The
>> >Location Of The Dirt Bag.
>> > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
>> > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
>> >
>> > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
>>Skydiver?
>> > A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
>> > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
>> >
>> > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The
>>Same?
>> > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
>> >
>> > Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile
>> >
2006-08-26 10:44:33 · 9 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, the 1, 2, and 8.
2006-08-26 10:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by SithGirl8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>> > 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>> > You Boil The Hell Out Of It
this one kinda made me smile
2006-08-26 17:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. I laughed at 10, 17, and 19.
2006-08-26 18:13:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Rock Lee ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but they've been told before and an easy way to get the >>> out is to go to ms word then go to edit-find-replace and the type in 1 > and the go down to the bottom and make one space and they will become spaces instead and when you post it the spaces will be gone. â¥
2006-08-27 05:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first jokes got the ball rolling hahah nice work
2006-08-27 03:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...yeah made me laugh!
thanx
have a good night!
2006-08-26 21:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they did make me laugh!
2006-08-26 17:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-27 17:27:10 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-08-26 17:55:16 · answer #9 · answered by mdel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋