Unanswered questions....funniest answer to any of these gets voted best!?

Question

1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ****?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?

6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

13. What do people in China call their good plates?

14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

16. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

17. What do you call male ballerinas?

18. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??

19. If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?

20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ***?

27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Laughable....I do write logical questions on Yahoo answers but this is in the joke category..so they are SUPPOSE to be a joke. Goodness people, lighten up.

Answer 1

1- They leave the room because they get turned on and when they return the thrill is gone
10- They are in cohorts with the bread industry to make you buy more bread because it got burnt
15-They hold their crotch so they can keep from peeing their pants
21-Testicles
23- Men are always wrong
26- Hmmm, I'll just bet my sweet asspercream a man called that one
That's all I'm gonna answer so I'm not called a racist!

Answer 2

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? so he can ask his friends, "Did you see that chick?"

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? You have too much time on your hands don't you

3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Seems normal to me, you put something up to a woman's face and her mouth opens

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ****? What are you using for a toothbrush.....your boyfriend lied to you

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'? Where were you when you found out they say this

6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Has to be

7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Hmmmmm

8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? I doubt anyone has accidentally bit into a frozen solid cheeseburger.

9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? Oh God!!! It's the end of the world

10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? There is nothing funny about burnt toast, don't even joke about that.

11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Nobody wants to kiss a nonbathing, white-flag waving frenchy anyway

12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? A man in touch with his feminine side

13. What do people in China call their good plates? *#^~`

14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Hmmmmmm

15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? I do.....with both hands, don't you?

16. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! that is a good question

17. What do you call male ballerinas? Gay

18. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream?? Hmmmm

19. If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner? He's male, we have our pride damn it

20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? That would make you Brokee

21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? either testicals or testes, I'm not sure

22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Makes you wanna go check on your kids huh

23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? probably

24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? Because we can count wet paint on one finger

25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? The letters don't hold their shape in the dumpster

26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ***? If you've ever felt one, it seems like they are trying to trade places

27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? I think you may need to use some Listerine right away

Answer 3

14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Because he's over-qualified of course.

Answer 4

HAHHA those are Hillarious! =D although on #2 there is a logical answer, no. if you live where there is oil or other vauable minerals, you must purchase mineral rights in order to own these materials, otherwise, the gov can buy it. they do, however, have to offer a fair price for your land or letting them use your land, if they dont it's against the pollicies that protect the persons rights to sell it for a fair amont

Answer 5

answer to #9, mineral water that's trickled through the mountains for centuries have a use by date since ever since the water left the river, it's mineral value is decreasing constantly, so if u put it in a river again, then it is useable forever.it really is stupid. they should put a sign " put it in a river and take it back by sep. 19th ". which is not possible as we know.

Answer 6

I don't open my mouth when I put on mascara. And my freezer has a light in it. And my dogs like it when I blow air on their face. Especially if I've been eating cookies or steak. They like the smell.

Answer 7

#6. definitely a bullshit
#20. possibly because by the time you have finished the deal, you could end up broke
#21. testicle
hilarious, how do people think of things like this!?

Answer 8

Do people ever write logical questions on yahoo answers?

its a mystery.

Answer 9

that is funny! 16- i think because Goofy is more "evolutionized"

Answer 10

becaues they don't want to see your private part until it's ready to be check