The other day i went to walmart with my friend cledius we had to go use the mens room so i walked in and we was talkin. Then i decided I needed to go to, so we walked over and started peeing. When I looked down I noticed I was accidently peeing on the cleaning lady who just happens to be the girl i married, who also threw me out of her trailor. cledius was peeing on her too. She started screaming and we got all nervous. I took off and went down to the garden area to visit wilma.
This wife of mine came down there yelling and screaming. wilma tells her why dont you just calm down, so then my (soon to be ex) wife gets all mad and starts throwing stuff around the store, her and wilma started pushing but then cledius tried to lock the door so they could fight. Some guy ran in and broke them up and then we took off, i dont want the cops giving me problems i got enough already.
how should I react to this? How should I handle myself the next time in this situation? what is proper?
2006-08-26 09:27:53 · 21 answers · asked by Joe Bob Charlie, Joe Bob Chopper 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I was asked to leave Walmart once. Just for a joke, I hid in one of the dressing rooms and when a clerk came by, I yelled out, "Hey, There's no toilet paper in here."
I thought it was a good joke and so did a whole bunch of other people.
And they got mad when they caught me sneaking condoms into little old ladies' shopping carts and when I tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
2006-08-26 09:34:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Even if this was true, I doubt that you would have to worry one iota about how to handle yourself the next time a like situation occurs - No Wal-Mart anywhere would tolerate this B.S. once, much less repeatedly. They would have the authorities there, you all would be cited and would be charged with criminal trespass if you returnd to the store, AND to ensure the peace, Wal-Mart would certainly terminate the employment of both Meatsnicklez and Wilma - FOR CAUSE.
By the by, you and Meatsnicklez certainly have some sort of obsession with urinating on humans! It's all so sick.
2006-08-26 10:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the story. You know walmart is the white trash home LOL. I went to walmart with one of my dearest friends. One he is a flamboyant tiny gay man who just happens to be a witch and doesn't mind sharing that with everybody. Well we went there to get a money wire. The security guard was on our *** the moment we got in there. My friend was playing around and said he needed a motor cart. The security guards tell him he can't because he is not disabled. Well there was about 9 carts there and my friend starts to go off. He was asking the guy how he knew he wasn't disabled. He is a cancer survivor. Who was this man to judge just by looking at somebody. So the next thing we have security on him yelling profanities and my friend goes off. This is the middle of the night he calls the store manager at home. Well just to end my story you can always find the most interesting things at walmart.
2006-08-26 12:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by mysticalmoon1975 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call Jerry Springer
2006-08-26 09:30:07 · answer #4 · answered by maxinebootie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 23:21:52 · answer #5 · answered by behrendt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't pee on your soon to be ex- wife and don't go any where where she might be. Just stay out of Walmart I guess .
2006-08-26 09:30:35 · answer #6 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the most creative exposition I've ever read. I give it a 2.
2006-08-26 09:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by lizardmama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
beg your wifes forgivness by asking her if she would like to pee on you. tell her you'll be a good boy if she lets you back into the tailor. and next time go to Target.
2006-08-26 09:32:53 · answer #8 · answered by eve 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shop at Target instead.
2006-08-26 09:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jill&Justin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of drugs are you on? Lots, I'm sure. BTW, that pic is just scary!
Get rid of the possum too!
2006-08-26 09:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Evie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋