Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the azz that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday's
23% on Tuesday's
40% on Wednesday's
20% on Thursday's
5% on Friday's
And help me to remember...
when I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
2006-08-26 09:16:35 · 8 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm been using the wrong muscles hahahah thanks for the info
2006-08-26 20:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen to that. hahaha
2006-08-26 16:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, this is one hell of a prayer we have here.
2006-08-26 16:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, thats my prayer! how did u get it???lol
2006-08-26 17:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA.
niiice.
2006-08-26 16:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by cuteycourt719 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but they're kinda old sorry â¥
2006-08-27 05:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pray whenever I can.
2006-08-26 16:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by Lone Star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one:)
2006-08-26 16:36:02 · answer #8 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋