Stop praying to non existent gods and hail the mighty unicorn of creation ( who does not exist obviously). Send 10 % of your income to the pink unicorn and you will live forever in pink heaven.
To see the pink unicorn in person drink lots of rum and coke.
2006-08-26 09:05:31 · 16 answers · asked by Atheist 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i love how you said who does not exist obvioiusly and people still took you serious
2006-08-26 09:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That pink unicorn has you shilling eh? I don't drink Rum, but back in the day I did and I think you may be right! Drink enough of the stuff and shazaam! There's that pesky, judgmental pink unicorn looking for ten points of everything I do. Man! Maybe that's why I don't drink!
2006-08-26 09:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the unicorn did exist i presumed unicorns have been a fantasy too yet verify this out numbers 23:22 God introduced them out of Egypt; he hath because it have been the potential of an unicorn. deuteronomy 33:17 His glory is somewhat like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are basically like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the persons together to the ends of the earth: and that they are the ten hundreds of Ephraim, and that they are the masses of Manasseh. there are 7 extra mentions of the unicorn behold and have self belief
2016-09-30 00:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by mauzon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pink unicorns speak to you? Enjoy your rum and coke.
2006-08-26 09:11:33 · answer #4 · answered by parepidemos_00 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too much rum. Not enough Coke. Unicorns are NEVER pink. It was probably an eich-usaige, and therefore not trustworthy.
You are one lucky bum. Eich-usaige's are carnivorous, and they like to eat humans!
Probably scared it away with the run on your breath. If you see it again, shoot it.
2006-08-26 09:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just keep on talking with that pink unicorn and one day when you wake up all will be clear
2006-08-26 09:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your medication sweetie and you will no longer have discussions with a pink unicorn.
2006-08-26 09:08:26 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Di-USA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully the pink unicorn also told you that all liars (ie. you) shall have your part the lake of fire (hell).
Enjoy your limited time on earth.
2006-08-26 09:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello, sir, i have been sent to kill you, i'm from 2050 ad and must obliterate all life, so i can kill the one who created me, so i can commit suicide :D JOKE! there's the fact that i'd kill you right now, just cuz ya get on my nervz, but... you're pretty far away from me, so... i can't get 2 u're house... sry, mayb i'll kill you tomorrow, or... anyway, gods... you say they're non existent... if i'd say prove it i'd be no better than you, but, i'll let you believe whatever you whish, i shall guide only those that are chosen... chosen with higher intelligence than normal man... oh, btw i'm no christian, neither am i of human belief.... i keep my beliefs for myself, but share the wisdom that it gives, me... i feel no pitty for you, for you're blind and thus cannot see what's really around you... at least you hold fast to your beliefs... and those are that you have none... whell... Light Love and Peace!
2006-08-26 09:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by Everlost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FSM could kick that pink unicorn butt anyday! Thwack! - with that noodly appendage.
2006-08-26 09:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by lenny 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So, you're using your relationship with your god of booze as a justification to attack other religions you don't understand, have no personal or even equitte respect for?
How about this? After I get my two points, I turn you in for violation of Yahoo's Answers?
2006-08-26 09:10:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋