A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!"
The woman chose t o ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-azz grill for one little weenie?"
2006-08-26 08:51:49 · 10 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lovin it! keep em comin.
2006-08-26 08:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-26 16:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little weenie, i like this one. keep em coming.
2006-08-26 16:12:40 · answer #3 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2006-08-26 16:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by rico3151 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, wow that cracks me up..lol
2006-08-27 06:20:53 · answer #5 · answered by krushxmex3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2006-08-26 22:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by jane d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-08-26 15:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by PD GAL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funnie
2006-08-26 17:11:10 · answer #8 · answered by purplerose08 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.
2006-08-26 15:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by Riley W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-_-
2006-08-26 17:35:37 · answer #10 · answered by Ivan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋