2006-08-26 08:06:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good joke
2006-08-26 20:02:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
2006-08-26 15:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat that your father desided to have an affair with a 12 year old legless brain damaged girl, and when your mother found out she killed your father and the girl with a pitch fork, she then buried them in a pothole on park ave in new york, but on the way back she was attacked and devoured by new york city rats.
2006-08-26 15:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by azrael226 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah? Well, yo' mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
2006-08-26 16:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by D'archangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, no, no. Yo' mama so fat when she gets a cut...she bleeds Rocky Road
2006-08-26 16:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by Reca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell taxi , her beeper went off people started stepping out of the way they thought she was backing up ,shes so fat you have to grease the door jamb and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through,
2006-08-26 15:16:57 · answer #6 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not fat enuf.
YOUR mama's so fat her waist is the equator
2006-08-26 15:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by caroline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Ok, I get it, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" aka "Yo momma!"
Man, that was so weak!
Yo momma's so fat that her red dress...oops, my bad that's your dad!
2006-08-26 15:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so old. You didn't even say it right. But hey, tell your mom i said thanks for lap dance last night. hehe j/k. I meant your dad.
2006-08-26 15:13:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh yes so mature.
2006-08-26 15:08:20 · answer #10 · answered by Mina//♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋