I know he is handsome and your with him now, but hes milking you for money , like his own prize cow, if you come back I will forget about this and take you out for a night on the piss. what do ya reckon plz be honest but not cruel my poetry isnt great.
2006-08-26 07:35:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Dude, she is a COW, no doubt, so let her go. She probably is incapable of being faithful; have you thought of that? Years ago I witnessed a similar situation in which a woman ran off with a milkman, leaving her two precious little kids with their father. It didn't last, of course. Re. your situation: in time the handsome (ha ha) milkman will go off to greener pastures. And sad to say, her udders ( can I say this on Yahoo?) will wither. So no more milk there. Buck up and be brave; it will pass. Best to you!
2006-08-26 07:46:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny I like it.But its not very romantic.To me that's a good thing.Why do you want a girl that just ran off & left you.She obviously doesn't love you.I know its easier said then done but move on & forget about her.It sounds to me that thats exactly what she just did.There are woman out there that won't mess around behind your back don't you think you deserve that much.If you can get a woman who will love respect you & stay true to you why do you want to settle for one that did none of those things & left you? If she isn't romantic & has a good sense of humour it might work.If she doesn't your not gonna get her back. Sorry lad.But good luck anyway!
2006-08-26 14:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by princess joanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think it will work because in the one line it seems like you're calling her a cow. and what's a night out on the the piss. try a new approach call 1800flowers.com
2006-08-26 14:44:43 · answer #3 · answered by hazeleyedbandit3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good writing, but you might want to find another way to get her back. Or you could find a new woman,(that might make her jealous) she might come back to you that way, or if not you got a new girl. win win
2006-08-26 14:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by jnm34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it is humorous. Frankly, I would leave her to the milk man and move on. I think this relationship is over.
2006-08-26 14:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by jodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if she left you there in no way she is ever gonna come back to u man just move on...... no poem in the world would make a women change their feeling...
2006-08-26 14:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by scropie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont like it try this one Roses are red Violets are blue Im a skitsophrenic and so are you
2006-08-26 14:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by broadway_boy7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe ur adorable i love how ppl say weird things on here to see what ppl will answer them back
the milk man huh?
lol
i love u â¥...
2006-08-26 14:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by hotloverxo328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let him have the "cash cow"!
2006-08-26 14:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by Putt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure that will bring her back. I like it though.
2006-08-26 14:39:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋