A man named Chris stops by at his friends house. The friends wife answers the door in her robe and says he's at the store but invites him in to wait for a while. While sitting in the living room waiting, the man says, "You have such amazing breasts, I will pay you a hundred dollars if I can see just one". The wife thinks for a moment then says what the hell. She loosens her robe and exposes just one of her boobs. He slaps a hundred on the table and thanks her with satisfaction. A few minutes pass, the man blurts, "I can't take it anymore, I have to see them both together!" "Another hundred for you if you show me both!" The wife thinks about it again and says what the hell, and shows him the set together. He slaps another hundred on the table and thanks her but says he can't wait any longer and goes. The husband comes home a short while later. The wife tells him "Your weird friend Chris came over." The husband says "Really? Did he at least leave the two hundred bucks he owes me?".
2006-08-26 06:57:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know, this joke is pretty funny, lol. But nothing will ever compare to the Snoop Dogg one. Bliotch...Too damn funny...;-)
2006-08-26 08:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that's a little funny. I would be so embarrassed. Actually no, because only my man can see my little ladies (and i mean little, 26 B) so that wouldn't have happened to me. but still a little funny.
2006-08-26 14:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats funny lol.
2006-08-26 19:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary.
2006-08-26 14:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Steph 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smiles. Got her good.
2006-08-26 14:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-08-26 14:04:19 · answer #6 · answered by jeffkuehn15057 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw chris is a smart one is he not? lol
2006-08-26 14:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-26 14:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by Stacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did this happen to You? good one though, tx for the laugh,
2006-08-26 14:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by hopelessly devoted to my man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah Haa ! That's a nasty one . hehe
2006-08-26 13:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋