I contacted the World Wildlfe Fund and various other monkey experts but they say thats explotation.I wouldnt ask it to do any of my ironing as that's womens work but it could help out with some stuff around the house.I'm a keen golfer by the way so I dont have much time for trival stuff.Thanks.
2006-08-26 06:52:34 · 19 answers · asked by thesourceofallinfo 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
ever see planet of the apes.......
2006-09-02 04:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA...that's funny stuff. Well, unless you gave the chimp paid holidays, paid vacations, a decent medical plan as well as a suitable, politically correct work environment, I guess the WWF has you over a barrel. You may need to take some workplace sensitivity type classes...or just ask your caddy to help with the workload.
2006-09-01 00:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by curious me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chimps are definitely the wrong kind of monkey. they are destructive and aggressive at times. Some disabled people have smaller squirrel monkeys that help with household chores such as getting the phone for them.
2006-08-26 14:20:56 · answer #3 · answered by pinkbeagle 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt hire a chimp, I would hire a partime maid to do some of your housework, it might be cheaper and then you have a real person to talk to. Good Luck
2006-08-27 10:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mike R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A chimp will cause you to have more work not less. I suggest that you either hire a maid or pick up after yourself as you go about your day.
2006-08-29 13:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by Trixie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A chimp would create more housework than it would do. It is easier to train a woman than a chimp.
2006-09-03 12:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by Charlie B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Golf your way into getting a cleaning lady or cleaning service. Chimps are not slaves!
2006-08-26 13:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by bookfreak2day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. That is funny. If it works out let me know. I love animals, hate housework. Don't much care for golf either.
Good luck to you.
2006-09-02 14:28:04 · answer #8 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are kidding right?
chimp to do work for you?
hahahahahahahhahaha
get a life honey,
a maid sound much better and leass weird.
or call Oprah Winfrey.
2006-09-01 17:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by baby blu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the time it took you to do your research and to trivialize women as ironers, you yourself could have cleaned up your own trivial messes, and then gone off to play your trivial game.
2006-09-03 01:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by Casperia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt use a chimp.. I would get a midget butler.. you can dress him like a chimp..
If any of you are midget butlers.. contact me asap!
2006-08-26 13:58:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋