My all-time greatest prank was at a community party some years ago. I was emcee and at the beginning of the evening, I annouced that there would be a raffle for a new car at the end of the evening. The entertainment went on and finally, we reached the big moment--we passed around a hat with slips of paper that were folded over and stapled shut. About 80 people were in the audience. Then, with a lot of hamming, I told them that as soon as I announce the winning number, everyone should look at their slip of paper and the winner should yell out "I won!" So I made a big deal of reacing into the box of number, pulled out a slip and slowly called out "3...7...0...4....5.... and...7" and all at the same time, 80 people jumped up yelling, "I WON!!!!" Of course, all the numbers were the same. As soon as everyone realized the prank I got a big round of applause.
PS--later when we were cleaning up, one lady who was in the audience came up to me and asked "You mean there really wasn't a new car?"
2006-08-26 19:51:14
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answered by Jeffrey M 3
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ok this is great. Hopefully you have a WalMart in your area, its not as funny at other stores cause Wal Mart is always full with silly people. Ok, go to the dressing room, wait a minute and yell out, Hey Theres No Toilet Paper In Here, sound really concerned throwing in a few, man i can leave outta here without some toilet paper, fake cry alittle too lol. Go and put M&M's on layaway...lol, run through the aisles humming the mission impossible theme song while your hands are shaped like guns, add alittle rolling on the floor and ducking and dodging the "enemies". Go under the racks, an when someone comes up looking at clothes, in a girly but loud voice say Pick Me Pick Me!!! When the over head announcements come on, like " Mary line 4" and all that good stuff, look up, put a scared look on your face duck in a fetus position and say, no not the voices again. Go to the automotive aisle, you and a friend grab a steering wheel cover and pretend race nascar up and down the aisles. Ok, if this isnt enough i got so muuuuuuch more, i love pranks!!! Its really fun, nd its more fun if you go with your buddies but dont tell them what your gonna do. LMAO, ok till next time. Later
2006-08-26 13:49:53
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answered by Brittany 2
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Couple good ideas from the good people over at Maxim magazine.
Put something disgusting under the door handle of someones car so that when they go to open the door, they have no idea what they are in for until they get it.
Put ketchup packets under the pads that keep the toilet seat away from the bowl. When someone sits down, splat! Ketchup all over the back of their knees or pants.
2006-08-26 13:41:00
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answered by Chris D 4
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I had someone call my husband at work, pretending to be a finance company, to say his car was being repossessed for nonpayment (though he was current on the loan in real life!), and then I had the car moved to the far end of the parking lot from his usual space by a co-worker. Someone then ran into his office and said 'was that your car on the end of that tow truck?'. My husband ran outside, couldn't find his car, and was at a complete loss as to what to do. We quickly explained it was an April Fool's joke so he didn't have a total break-down.
2006-08-26 13:40:22
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answered by wynterwood 3
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k me nd ma frnds did this 1nce
lol
it wz funny like hell
first u need a medium size rock
nd then find a box which will cnover the rock very well
then
u cover the rock wit the box nd lave it in the road ware ppl will b walkin
then just stand back nd enjoy the show
lol
man like 20 ppl fell fo that
most of em kicked it nd a lot hurt em selvs vry bad
lol
some guy got sooooooooo pissed off that he took the rock nd threw it away while he waz screemin "helll beeep beep beep"
lol
u no wt beep means
lol
2006-08-26 13:45:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Poop in the top tank of a toilet. Then when people flush it will make poopy water instead of clean. Some guys at my school did that. Looking back, it was pretty hilarious.
2006-08-26 13:40:39
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answered by Ell 5
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put a rubber band around the spray nozzle on the kitchen faucet, the next person who turns the water on gets sprayed! Funny too, I did that to my husband once!
2006-08-26 13:38:58
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answered by munkeybusines 2
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What lord darbyshire said. that would be quite the riot. My momma would get a laughing kick out of it.
2006-08-26 13:39:37
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answered by Anonymous
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PUT A PACK OF KOOL AID IN THE SHOWER HEAD AND WHEN THE NEXT PERSON TAKES A SHOWER THE WATER WILL BE RED OR WHAT EVER FLAVOR YOU USE
2006-08-26 16:28:54
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answered by melissa v 2
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Try the old whopee cushion and stink bombs!
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Go to http://www.strangereports.com
Try this site too.......
http://www.computerpranks.com
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(I hope you give me 10 points!)
2006-08-26 13:44:50
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answered by Anonymous
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