Please don't say faith healer.lol.
2006-08-26 06:23:54 · 48 answers · asked by fool4lovin. 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thomas C. my mam an dad created me, thats why i worship them as for fantasizing it would have to be andie mcdowel in P.V.C.
2006-08-26 06:34:10 · update #1
WOW. it don't take much to get you bible bashers to bate, no wonder your always causing wars.
2006-08-26 06:39:17 · update #2
Jason. if people din't put the q's up, you would'nt have anything to grooooowl at. (are you in the army? they need angree people like you)
2006-08-26 07:01:57 · update #3
Thanks SAM B. wish i could put my thoughts in writing as good as you.
2006-08-26 07:26:33 · update #4
GOD was a Carpenter. Jesus is GOD.
GOD liked to Work with Wood.
Wood comes from Trees.
The Blind man Recieving Healing for his eyes said---
I see men as Trees Walking
Could be something there, could be.
Hope this helps, Ditto............
2006-08-26 06:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Right, down to business....If the question would have been asked in a different way then none of you would have got on your converting fundamental high horses ie "If God graced our world and took on a mortal form, so to live as a physical being. What job would he do within our community?" You would have went for that as the person did not state their own belief and instead fed you bed time story pulpit bullsh*t. 10/10 to the people who actually answeared this without bias (Which should be a f*cking sin in my book - pity it isn't the Bible)
I really do believe that he has come back in the form of George W Bush but if i had to come back to be something or someone else.....
Yep, he'd be like Jason (Jason for everyone who doesn't know is the guy who posted the really insulting answear to this question saying it was really stupid, also he was quite abusive - check the answears)Jason, in his profile, says that he likes talking to strangers online, so if God was like Jason he would be a sad 6ft 2 loser with no friends.
Oh, Jason also asked a question a few weeks ago which was " What are the slang terms for a penis and a vagina?" Which i felt was a bit inappropriate as he also asked "Do you Pray?" So, again, if Jason really was god in disguise, not only would he be a sad 6ft 2 loser with no friends, but would also have obvious special needs as at 17 you shouldn't have to ask a really silly question like that. Your quite silly Jason. Oh, i agree with poopoo, if you bible bashing fools are so commited why are you on abusing people? Thought you were all about forgivness and sh*t? so forgive poopoo and me, for we know not what we do :-)
Update: You are very welcome poopoo (hug) It was a great question, just hated how people went for the converting fundamentalist bull*hit and ignored the question because you said that you didn't believe in the basis. The majority of us understood - hurray for having an opinion!
2006-08-26 06:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is a God (Allah) and he does not "work for a living". Stop thinking like a child and look to reality, even if you don't want to believe in God. If there was a God, he would have to perfect, wouldn't he? To create the universe, to create mankind as he is, to make all these scientific and abstract miracles happen; not any average person could recreate the intricasy of the brain, or the way so many things happen... None of this could have happened by chance. It would have been impossible to have the universe working perfectly like a clock "just by chance". No, God does not have a job and is not employed.
2006-08-26 06:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by bluebelle93 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Job He will Had is
a FULL TIME POSITION
Being God
Answering your wish and Mine
Help your Life and Mine
i know u do not Believe in God
But God do not need your believe on him
with you or without you he is God
That is why even you don't believe on him but guess what you did
you said you do not believe in God
lol
so he still God even if you do not Believe
That is Human Nature
we will always Need God to feel in Our life
2006-08-26 06:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by Momomada 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well now, Jesus was a carpenter and Peter and some of the others were fishermen, and Paul there made tents. So they all worked with their hands at something basic and useful. God is the Creator so he would be in the creative, useful categories. Jesus spent his life on earth mending broken things, I'm sure, and now in eternity instead of chairs and tables it's hearts and lives.
I know because he mended mine.
2006-08-26 07:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps she would work in Thailand, Indonesia, Cambodia, etc helping young people and little kids escape the sex trade and into a better life. In doing this, she would not be a front for any particular church or faith.
2006-08-26 06:28:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A priest so he could convert the lot of us! Bet he would get rid of all that live in poverty crap and give himself a nice wage too :-)
Oh, just had to update after reading the answears. I would have to agree with Sam B, so i'm changing my answear to Jason lol
2006-08-26 06:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Judge
2006-08-26 06:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by Spann M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your question is really stupid, find something better to do, act your age, and stop acting like a little 5 year old, seriously, if you're a grown up then what r u doing here asking dumb questions, I bet you're lonely, you probably don't have any friends, yeah typical loser, overweight ugly and depressed all the time, get a life!
2006-08-26 06:27:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Master of the Universe!
2006-08-26 06:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by SunFun 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋