Timmy is handicap in South Park Colorado. He can only say his name, Timmy. He can not confess with his mouth that Jesus is the risen Lord. He can not confess with his mouth his sins. If asked if he wants to believe and be baptised, his only response would be Timmy. Will he be eligible for Christian heaven?
9 Therefore God also has highly exalted Him and given Him the name which is above every name, 10 that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of those in heaven, and of those on earth, and of those under the earth, 11 and that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
Philippians 2:9-11 (New King James Version)
2006-08-26 06:04:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
At least giveth thou credit to the cretors of South Park for coming up with this query before you did.
2006-08-26 07:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Interesting how people are just zoning in on the fact that Timmy is a cartoon character and not a 'real' person. What does it matter.. it's not the point of the question. The point of the question is if someone has a handicap where they cannot physically mouth the words that he believes will he get to heaven; the question is applicable to many people in the real world.
The book says one has to confess with the tongue but I'd hope that a confession of the heart would suffice as well.
2006-08-26 13:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by genaddt 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Frankly, with all the rules and regulations and the long, long, loooonnggg list of sins, I'm beginning to wonder whether anybody is eligible for heaven!
2006-08-26 13:44:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Timmy's only hope lies with the rest of the cast in TV syndication.
2006-08-26 13:52:13 · answer #4 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those people who are saying a cartoon can't go to heaven....I think you're missing the point....
2006-08-26 13:13:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
none of the stupid bleepin bleepity bleep bleep bleepheads on southpark have a chance at heaven ! and that goes for the creators too !.it is stupid , crass , pathetic , vulgar , immature , and needs to be made into another movie ! I love that show !.......lol !.......GR1M
2006-08-26 13:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by (\ G®1M R34|Dê® /) 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
TIMMY! lebelah TIMMAH!
We have to baptize him with Wacky Water Weasel, that's the only way to Timmy's salvation.
2006-08-26 13:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
God can see into the hearts and minds of man and boy.
2006-08-26 13:11:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
There was actually a South Park episode tackling this very topic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_the_Handicapped_Go_to_Hell%3F
2006-08-26 13:12:03 · answer #9 · answered by Paul 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
South Park is a cartoon, right? So, Timmy is a cartoon character, right? Why are you asking a question about a cartoon character?
Timmy isn't real. Right?
2006-08-26 13:08:30 · answer #10 · answered by Malika 5 · 3⤊ 6⤋